Michael Winner directs Charles Bronson, Vincent Gardenia and Hope Lange in this crime thriller where a mild mannered liberal turns lethal vigilante when his wife is killed and his daughter raped by home invaders.

Low expectations given Bronson is one of my least favourite stars and Winner became an awful director. This is pretty effective. The threat of street chaos is continually creepy and sleazy. Bronson’s descent into violence is handled with patience and intelligence. There are even flourishes of nightmarish magical realism. Wintery Manhattan lends itself to a dark fantasy vibe. The bare trees over Central Park tower over the innocents like a Grimm fairytale forest, blizzards delete funeral scenes, extras reappear in later scenes like foreboding echoes from the past. Standard stuff as exploitation trying to be something artier in its best moments. Effective score by Herbie Hancock.

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Aaron Schneider directs Tom Hanks, Stephen Graham and Rob Morgan in this WWII naval thriller where a US Navy commander must protect a convoy of cargo ships from a U-Boat onslaught.

Gripping, fast paced and crisply told. Another fine showcase for Hanks’ reluctant hero side hustle, pushing aside self doubt and facing imminent disaster one hurried co-ordinate decision at a time. For 80 minutes I was completely in this thriller’s thrall. Imagine it on the big screen?

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John Landis directs Steve Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short in this spoof Western where three fey and cowardly movie stars are accidentally hired by a village who need protection from a gang of bandits.

The joke that motors Three Amigos is there are very few jokes. Silliness? Yes. Over-enthusiasm? Yes. Musical numbers? You betcha! But killer punchlines? Rarely. Show it to a child or a Martian who has no idea it stars two of its generations biggest Hollywood names (and Martin Short) and they may think it is a completely unfeigned adventure movie. Yet the unbridled glee on this trio of schmucks’ goofy faces as they circle killers and serenade brawlers utterly unaware is hilarious. Three Amigos is a masterpiece of crazy eyed sincerity.

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Alfred Hitchcock directs Ingrid Bergman, Cary Grant and Claude Rains in this spy thriller where the secret service pressgangs a Nazi traitor’s beautiful daughter into being a honeytrap for a nuclear scientist in Brazil.

One of the very best romantic thrillers because the beautiful lead is always at risk… growing more vulnerable and trapped as scenes progress. Bergman is wonderful here as the good time girl in a bad situation. Grant makes for a handsome Hitchcock substitute as the conflicted handler. He stoically loves his amateur agent but his duty dictates he keeps her in harms way, in increasingly perilous positions. And Claude Raines is the Sam Rockwell of the Golden Age of Hollywood, no matter whether he sides with the devils or the angels, he improves a movie immensely with his mere presence. Hitch pulls off a lot of bravura visual tricks to seduce and thrill us but it is the brevity and flow of the storytelling that impresses the most. A cynical delight.

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Michael Gottlieb directs Andrew McCarthy, Kim Cattrall and James Spader in this fantasy romantic comedy where a loser falls for an immortal shop window dummy who comes to life when nobody else is watching.

Lowest common denominator stuff. Andrew McCarthy is a dreadful lead. The screeching, mugging comedy elements are overacted with a bluntness that would make a kid’s TV show blush. There are Police Academy sequels with more nuance. Having said that Cattrall is sweetly committed, the pop rock soundtrack crackles and visually there is some pretty memorable Eighties cheese on display. Boy… oh… boy… That guy really wants to fuck that mannequin!

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Federico Fellini directs Giulietta Masina, Sandra Milo and Mario Pisu in this arthouse horror where a wife begins to suspect her husband is cheating so contacts parasitic psychics, witches and spiritualists to determine her next step.

Some striking imagery rationed between endless scenes of grating cynicism. Not for me.

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Gary Ross directs Tobey Maguire, Joan Allen and Reese Witherspoon in this teen fantasy where two jaded teens are sucked into a 1950s conservative, picket fence black and white telly soap.

A very difficult film to dislike or be underwhelmed by. The Nineties teens very quickly corrupt the out-of-time world they are trapped in with their sexuality, self awareness and non-conformity. As the innocent TV show characters wake up to a wider realm of experiences beyond the limited scope of Pleasantville they begin to introduce Technicolor into their monochrome world. The FX to achieve this are impressive – what starts as an incongruous prop or costume turning bright red or green eventually becomes a porous division. Before The Phantom Menace this film had the record for the highest number of visual effects ever! Half the town embracing modernity and freedom and emotion turn vivid, the conservative and reactionary factions stay black and white in their hues and their views. Allegory dominates the final half of the movie. Allowing strong acting work from Jeff Daniels and Joan Allen as the awakened avatars in a threatened community. For a teen movie, Pleasantville is a very rich text to unpack. Having said that… it isn’t perfect as an entertainment. Unlike teen fantasies like Bill & Ted or Back to the Future, the heroes have very little agency or drive. They arrive, they disrupt and then one leaves with little personal risk or stakes. Reese Witherspoon in particular seems like an after thought in the second half. Pleasantville is a very clever big screen metaphor but only a very admirable youth adventure.

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Henry Levin directs James Mason, Pat Boone and Arlene Dahl in this adventure movie where an expedition of scientists travel through secret tunnels deep beyond the planet’s surface.

The least creaky, swiftest moving of these antique blockbusters. Chunky, blocky movie magic and a plot that piles on wonder and threats helps. Some lovely location work of old Edinburgh seals the deal.

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Two of my favourite sci-fi mythologies were cheekily intertwined when a prop maker and a set dresser decided to include a xenomorph’s skull on the trophy wall of a predator ship as a visual gag. Ever since Predator 2, whether in Dark Horse comics or blockbuster crossovers, the two franchises have been synonymous with each other.

Alien (1979) 👍🏼👍🏼

Aliens (1986) 👍🏼👍🏼

Predator (1987) 👍🏼👍🏼

Predator 2 (1990) 👍🏼👍🏼

Alien3 (1992) 👍🏼👍🏼

Alien Resurrection (1997)

AvP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)

AVP2 Requiem (2007)

Predators (2010) 👍🏼

Prometheus (2012) 👍🏼👍🏼

Alien: Covenant (2017)

The Predator (2018)

Prey (2022) 👍

Alien Romulus (2024) 👍

Michael Ritchie directs Chevy Chase, Tim Matheson and Dana Wheeler-Nicholson in this comedy thriller where an undercover reporter posing as a beach junkie chases down a new story when a millionaire asks him to kill him.

From the ridiculously upbeat theme song to the rerun-the-fun end credits Fletch is exactly what I want from a movie. Sarcastic, silly and surprisingly hard edged. Eighties comedies now feel quite exotic three decades later. They are filmed on gritty location, have stunt sequences that are more knockout and perilous than the CGI rope-a-dopes we see now in billion dollar blockbuster adventures… and the antagonists are genuinely scary threats. Drug smugglers, fascist cops, corporations and military dictators. You don’t see any of that in Zac Efron or Kevin Heart movies these days. Much like Beverly Hills Cop, Fletch’s Harold Faltermeyer score is an electronic marvel of excitement, paranoia, cool and dynamism. Whenever I’m doing some sleuthing or anything slightly illegal, this is the soundtrack playing in mind. Chase is “working overtime” here… the smartest (and rudest) guy in the room – lying and passive aggressively snarking the competition until he has his next clue to follow. You’d punch such a man in real life… but Fletch is wish fulfilment. Watching him match wits with violent idiots and officious one percenters and run circles around them is a joy. He improvises killer punchline and endless toppers onto an already unusually witty and clever script. An A-Game comedy star forbidding any take that lacks some hilarious bit of business whether mugging, slap-sticking or off-hand commenting. And watching his over confident seduction of the beautiful Dana Wheeler-Nicholson is the cherry on top. For most people Fletch is just a throwaway memory from their childhood. For me its the tabula rasa of cinematic nirvana.

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