My Top 100 TV Shows

With Game of Thrones pleasingly solidifying from something I enjoyed to something that became an irksome phenomenon to a genuinely thrilling series long finale, it seemed like a good time to update the list of my favourite TV shows. There’s a fair bit of nostalgia here. There’s also the issue of where to put unfinished stuff that might wobble… or beloved stuff that lost its way or outstayed its welcome (The Simpsons, Friends, Lost and 24). Much like my cinema lists I’ve boiled it down to how much I want to rewatch the show in full right now this second. That’s the pecking order.

As for the notable absence of The Sopranos… I reckon I’ve watched at least half of it. Back in the day. Nearly always late night, nearly always a few drinks in, with no consistency or order. In other words I watched The Sopranos the old fashioned way, when it suited me, around my social life. I know I will love it when I sit down and watch it fully (from Alabama 3 to Boston) properly… but that day has yet to come. Freeing up a space for Westworld, slick and full of potential but equally indulgent and formulaic.


  1. Deadwood
  2. The Wire
  3. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
  4. Gareth Marenghi’s Darkplace
  5. NYPD Blue
  6. Twin Peaks
  7. Father Ted
  8. Our Friends in the North
  9. The League of Gentlemen
  10. Rome
  11. Mad Men
  12. Fargo
  13. Mindhunter
  14. The Santa Clarita Diet
  15. King of the Hill
  16. Breaking Bad / Better Call Saul
  17. My So Called Life
  18. Holding On
  19. Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Angel
  20. Six Feet Under
  21. Cheers / Fraiser
  22. The Mick
  23. Glow
  24. Only Fools and Horses
  25. Boardwalk Empire
  26. Morse / Endeavour
  27. Game of Thrones
  28. Seinfeld
  29. The Royle Family
  30. The Thick of It
  31. Freaks and Geeks
  32. Blackadder
  33. American Crime Story
  34. Hannibal
  35. Lost
  36. Curb Your Enthusiasm
  37. Firefly
  38. Justified
  39. The Simpsons
  40. House of Cards (US)
  41. Dawson’s Creek
  42. Community
  43. The West Wing
  44. Stranger Things
  45. The Fall and Rise of Reggie Perrin
  46. 24
  47. Quantum Leap
  48. A Very English Scandal
  49. This Life
  50. Millennium
  51. Fawlty Towers
  52. Atlanta
  53. Penny Dreadfuls
  54. ER
  55. Tin Star
  56. I’m Alan Partridge
  57. When Bob Met Harvey
  58. Masters of Sex
  59. Inside Number 9
  60. Doll House
  61. Godless
  62. Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
  63. American Horror Story
  64. Friends
  65. Star Trek / Star Trek: The Next Generation
  66. Queer as Folk (UK)
  67. The Norm Show
  68. The Outer Limits (1990s)
  69. Dungeons and Dragons
  70. Mork and Mindy
  71. Early Doors
  72. Wild Palms
  73. The X Files
  74. Monty Python’s Flying Circus
  75. Scream Queens
  76. The Man From Uncle
  77. Preacher
  78. Orange is the New Black
  79. Daredevil
  80. The Prisoner (UK)
  81. Taboo
  82. Jackass
  83. The Larry Sanders Show
  84. Spaced
  85. Common as Muck
  86. Dream On
  87. The Addams Family
  88. Psychoville
  89. Supergirl
  90. Party of Five
  91. The IT Crowd
  92. The A-Team
  93. The Lakes
  94. Peep Show
  95. Sliders
  96. Police Squad
  97. Mission Impossible
  98. Tour of Duty
  99. The Fast Show
  100. Westworld
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Batman / Batman Returns (1989 / 1992)

Tim Burton directs Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson, Kim Basinger, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny Devito and Christopher Walken in this pair of big budget blockbusters, from a time before superhero movies were the norm.

In the summer of 1989 the Bat signal was everywhere. Every cinema lobby, every bookshop window, every t-shirt chest and baseball cap front. Whereas with Star Wars, the merchandise came almost a year after the queues around the block formed, and for Transformers, Masters of the Universe and Turtles, those movies were spin-offs greenlit off the success of the toylines, Batman 1989 was so preordained a hit on its release that the demand and supply for branded paraphernalia, specifically for the movie and not its comic source, was at critical mass before the film even sold a ticket. 1989 was also the first summer I realised just how into movies I was. I had the Batman toys and the Batman trading cards and the Batman computer game but being two years short for the blockbuster’s UK 12 certificate I had to wait for video to actually see a film I’d already lived a hundred time through its Prince soundtrack and tie ins. And that gutted me.

The big box VHS I eventually bought was so dark on my parents’ old wooden coffin of a telly that much of Anton Furst’s perfectly designed Gotham was hidden in pitch blackness on early viewings and it was a shock when in the mid 90s I finally got a new video recorder in my own bedroom to discover that the credit sequence took place as a camera flew around the contours of a stone Bat logo rather than just over a murky black background. But even the badly lit, small screen, spoiled by all the spolierific merch I had willingly consumed in the six month wait between UK release and my videoshop purchase version I saw did not diminish what a perfectly crafted piece of Wow-Cinema Tim Burton’s Batman was and remains to be.

That Warner Brothers risked all their big budget eggs in this particular basket was and is still a shock, as on paper at the time it was a basket that seemingly full of holes and weaknesses. Tim Burton was a director fired from Disney for being too weird, who had only modest hits with a dark kid’s film and a quirky horror comedy (Pee Wee’s Big Adventure 1985 & Beetle Juice 1988 respectively). Burton went on to cast a comedy actor with no action experience in his back catalogue (Michael Keaton) in the role of Batman, prompting fans to write the film off in a way that these days, in the age of the internet and comicons, seems commonplace but back then caused the studio’s stock price to drastically dip. And the name star cast to play the villain was to get top billing, free reign and a large percentage of the box office and merchandise and any potential sequels profits – madness.

Yet these gambles paid off, the basket held eggs and hatched a masterpiece you feel would never have been incubated in today’s studio system. Burton constructed a fast moving, iconic take on the legendary hero and his manically grinning adversary; it looks great, it has heart and it thumps with excitement, subversion and colour in every frame. Keaton imbued Batman with right level of derring do, witty intellect, psychotic drive and, most surprisingly of all, romantic appeal – no one has ever been a better screen Bruce Wayne.

While Jack Nicholson‘s The Joker is funny, disturbing, unpredictable and the stuff that captures geeky little boy’s attentions. Of all the films in Burton’s canon this Joker’s diabolical schemes, a series of prank genocides, resemble his later flop Mars Attacks both in creative form and nasty humour. This foe is all about desires of domination and vain recognition, therefore he kills with extravagant, inventive elan and does so with an unbridled glee shared by a director who sees nothing sacred, nothing safe in the perfect vista he has painted. Nicholson performance is indelible on the memory and meshes perfectly with the twisted, dystopian landscape Burton gives him the full run of. Batman merely is a product of this violent narrative, The Joker feels more like its God.  “You ever dance with devil in the pale moonlight.” Whenever he walks into shot he overpowers the movie like a warehouse fire or a chemical burn. There are at least six scenes ‘introducing’ him that would be used as stand alone teaser trailers in modern tentpole movie marketing. Star power magic takes place before your eyes.

Does this Batman have flaws? The action is treated like an afterthought, the belltower finale in particular seems like an anticlimax. The fashions and soundtrack are so of their particular month of 1989 that they tarnish the timeless feel Burton was clearly aiming for. Yet some dirty pop and a few oversized berets cannot kill what a spirited, enjoyable and visually complete experience Batman remains to be.

I’d want to close by saying family blockbusters have rarely been so unique and daring… but all Batfans know Burton’s even kinkier follow up was in the post and Nolan’s reboot trilogy even further in the distance. For all its various descendants’ excellent qualities (even the bad third and terrible fourth entry when Burton took a back seat) this original take on Batman wins for being the risk taker, the game changer. Thanks to Burton turning out a big budget cash-in that’s equally as inspiring as satisfying as a night at the movies can be.     

When it comes to sequels to mega hits or bridging entries in franchise trilogies, everyone always seems to aim dark. Empire Strikes Back is the touchstone – the team is split up, Luke is left battered and maimed, the forces defeated in the first film are on the ascendant again by the cliffhanger to be defeated in again the finale – it makes narrative sense. Plus the film makers have more freedom after box office success than than their establishing kid’s film had in unproven appeal. The audience wowed by the first entry are going to naturally be a little older and a little maturer. You kinda have to go a little darker. Tim Burton’s follow up to Batman (1989) however wasn’t just a little darker it… well… a freak child in a cage eats a cat and is dumped in the sewer… that’s your opening minute.

Clowns burst out of a box and set alight to passers by with fire juggling sticks, a spin doctor has his nose bitten off, a tycoon is given the hand of his old business partner, all the first born babies of Gotham are rounded up to be put in cages and dumped in toxic waste, a rapist has his face slashed six ways then the rescued victim is blamed, the line “Just the pussy I’m looking for” is screamed at the camera. Not enough a secretary is thrown from a penthouse window, somehow survives, fashions a skin tight vinyl cat costume, whips and pounces on every man in sight, who all try to kill her… she becomes the romantic interest.

You have to wonder at what scene did McDoanlds executives watching in 1992 decide they were going to pull their Happy Meal tie in deal or whether the henchclown who suggest The Penguin might be going too far this time is a scene of wish fulfilment mirroring Burton’s meetings with Warner Brothers suits? He gets shot for his objection, shot dead like this is the only appropriate response. And the teenage me, who turned up on opening night loved every nasty, kinky, fucked up moment of it. Batman Returns is a movie about costumed psychos going at each other from all directions, and in this respect, Burton shoots the clown with expert precision.

I’m not saying we have a perfect movie here, after the first hour of introducing the new big bads Burton kind of just meanders for the remainder of the running time until he can show off his army of penguins with rocket launchers strapped to their backs. Yet Batman Returns is the perfect evolution of the world envisioned by Burton in his near faultless first film and that world is not a family friendly one, so let’s let him off for scribbling outside the lines a bit.

It is telling the main writer of this sequel is Heathers‘ Daniel Waters as the dialogue has the same flip, self absorbed but eloquent edge as that murderous teen comedy. Just as he wrote for Winona Ryder and Kim Walker with bitchy passion and unusual depth for female characters, his Catwoman is the stand out in this cast of freaks. Michelle Pfeiffer might get an iconic costume but more importantly her Selina Kyle is perhaps the most sympathetic, shaded and unusual “villain” in comic book movie history. DeVito does fine work as the grotesque sewer baby turned tyrant interpretation of the Penguin but he seems more like comic relief than a threat for the new kitty in town.

The fact that Keaton’s Batman spends most of the first two acts of the film watching TV at Wayne Manor is disappointing but fits the arc well. He’s become a recluse. Only leaving the house to fight set pieces (sadly three times on the same set showing Burton’s continued distaste for action) or to thwart local tycoon Shrek. It is Catwoman, who becomes his hope at a relationship and a life away from the cowl. A traumatised woman who understands his need for vengeance and the power of a mask: Catwoman via Burton’s psyche is Bat’s first and only believable love interest in all adaptations of the comic. The chemistry between the two actors crackles and fizzes whether suited up or not, sparring or dismaying at the tragic courses they are on – in a strange way, with less screen time, Keaton breathe more life into his second and, sadly, last time as Bruce Wayne.

Beyond the spectacular mise-en-scene and the certificate testing violence, Burton has made his most loved up and sexy film in this tentpole summer flick. Also when viewed through adult eyes – his most humane. The expressions behind the costumes have doubts, feelings and desires, you care for them in a way that’s rarely seemed like Burton strong suit before or since. As an action blockbuster Batman Returns is often unsatisfying yet as a character piece, it is his most mature work alongside his more obviously adult drama Ed Wood. And these are classic characters of the 20th century, perfectly realised, realised darkly.

10/10

This blog was salvaged from an older review on another site.

Movie of the Week: An American Werewolf in London (1981)

John Landis directs David Naughton, Jenny Agutter and Griffin Dunne in this horror comedy where a tourist survives a werewolf attack only to find himself staying in a sexy nurse’s Chelsea flat the night of the next full moon.

I’ve cherished this film for nearly all my life. The mixture of extreme gore and sarcastic humour is exactly what I want from a movie. The brilliant ironic soundtrack of moon themed bangers… all are favourites. The chillingly unwelcome atmosphere on the moors, in that pub (The Slaughtered Lamb), featuring one half of Bottom. The League of Gentlemen boys invented Royston Vassey in those two brooding, ridiculous scenes. The London alleyways, tube station corridors and hospital workings are how I remember the London of my youth. Jenny Agutter’s love interest is beautiful and charming and confident in a way that I would want all the women I fall in love with to be. I watched that sex scene too many times as a teenager. The jerking jump cut scares of the dream sequences and first night of lupine rampaging. Rick Barker’s brilliant transformation effects. Griffin Dunne’s slowly decomposing best friend. “A naked American man stole my balloons” and “NO!”. The fresh kills offering friendly advice. The terrible porno that also looks like the greatest porno of all time. SEE YOU NEXT WEDNESDAY. The pervert staring at you as you transform again. The jolting chaos on the streets of Piccadilly. The second it abruptly ends I want to watch it again. Thank you, John Landis.

10

8MM (1999)

Joel Schumacher directs Nicolas Cage, Joaquin Phoenix and James Gandolfini in this detective thriller where an investigator needs to discover whether a reel of ‘snuff’ footage is real.

I remember this being a disappointment on release. Cage was at the height of his box office powers. Andrew Kevin Walker’s script was a selling point after the notoriety of Se7en and The Game. Schumacher was a Hollywood man but if you looked at his Falling Down / Flatliners / A Time To Kill output, not the worst marriage of material and hack. And for the first hour it gets away with it. Cage is subdued but committed. The sleazy world of porn and BDSM that he edges around is as convincing as the one George C Scott visited 20 years previously in the superior Hardcore. Joaquin makes for a show-stealing sidekick. Schumacher xeroxes the autumnal look and morbid pacing from Fincher’s adaptations of AKWs work. Walker has said that Schumacher entirely diluted his script. The draft I’ve read is only a shade darker. Maybe a better director would amp up the sad, threatening atmosphere… but Schumacher as far as I can read is pretty faithful to what is on the page. Yet we tonally go off the rails at the end of the second act. The mystery element gets wrapped up too quickly. Believability goes out the window. The psychological abyss you suspect Cage’s family man is being dragged into is skirted over. The risk he puts his loved ones in by entering this world should be heart jolting yet never comes to a head. Violent pornographers, psychos in gimp masks, upper class conspiracies are dashed through toothlessly to get to a shootout in a warehouse and punch up in a cemetery. The ball is fumbled near the touchdown line. What could have exploded into a morally bankrupt rollercoaster just kinda peters out into comic book excess. From the maker of Batman Forever… and yet not as bad as I remember.

6

The Tales of Hoffman (1951)

Powell and Pressburger direct Robert Helpmann, Ludmilla Tchérina and Moira Shearer in this cinematic opera following the three fantastical romances of a gothic poet.

I ain’t an opera guy. I found massive swathes of this indecipherable. Yet I let the stunning visuals wash over me. They are camp, chintzy, horrific and gaudy. Moira Shearer as always is delectable, and gets loads of opportunities to show off her balletic prowess. You are going to see things here no other film has ever attempted. Dreamscapes. Yet I couldn’t recount the plot to you for toffee.

7

The Missouri Breaks (1976)

Arthur Penn directs Jack Nicholson, Marlon Brando and Kathleen Lloyd in this revisionist western where a group of rustlers are hunted by an eccentric regulator.

Derided on release, and infamous for Brando and Nicholson not getting along on set, you can see the issues with The Missouri Breaks. It lurches between comedy, romance, art film and actioner. Brando is unhinged, strangely accented, attired and behaved. You can tell his scenes are editing room salvage jobs from various improvised takes. He was legendary in his trademark wiping his arse with a script and derailing narratives by this point in his career. It is also obvious from the few scenes where he and Nicholson interact that it is highly likely they never stood in front of the camera together after the first week. Doesn’t kill the project though! Nicholson’s anti-chemistry with his co-star is palpable and appropriate. Brando’s shenanigans are memorable and mix-up otherwise solid bits of horse stealing and gingham clad seduction. A few decades on, without reputation, and you get a satisfying alternative cowboy flick with a hard edge, a soft heart and a quirky villain. And Harry Dean Stanton.

7

The Portrait of a Lady (1996)

Jane Campion directs Nicole Kidman, John Malkovich and Barbara Hershey in this feminist adaptation of Henry James’ classic novel about a young heiress marrying the wrong man.

It looks elegant down to the very last stitch, Campion adds jolts of formal disruption and on paper you couldn’t find a more appropriate cast. Yet it never comes to life, never grabs you. Cinematic taxidermy.

5

Cat Ballou (1965)

Elliot Silverstein directs Jane Fonda, Lee Marvin and Michael Callan in this musical comedy western about an accidental female outlaw.

Big, silly, not very sharp. Fonda is cartoonishly slinky, Marvin somehow picks up an Oscar for his laziest performance, Nat King Cole crops up as Greek Chorus style figure. There’s nothing wrong with it, its busy with shouty, shorty, flirty stuff. But there ain’t much to write home about either.

5

The White Crow (2019)

Ralph Fiennes directs Oleg Ivenko, himself and Adèle Exarchopoulos in this historical drama charting the ballet career of Rudolf Nureyev, building up to his defection from the USSR to the West in 1961.

Dull, dull, dull, dull, dull, some muted dancing, dull then we get a thirty minute one act play set in a Paris airport where Nureyev has to decide to risk his life and abandon is career over a cafe au lait. That sequence is perfectly pitched and paced. All the childhood flashbacks and training, bed hopping and politics are ballast to make a feature length film from a great 30 minute short.

5