Halloween Horror Round-Up
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y’alls neighborhood
And whosoever shall be found
Without the soul for getting down
Must stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse’s shell
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grisly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
And though you fight to stay alive
Your body starts to shiver
For no mere mortal can resist
The evil of the thriller… HA HA HA!
God Told Me To (1976)
Larry Cohen directs Tony Lo Bianco, Sandy Dennis and Sylvia Sidney in this paranormal policier where a cop goes down the conspiracy rabbit hole after he keeps arriving at mass murder crimes scenes where ordinary people are suddenly compelled to kill.
Like nothing else. Larry Cohen’s guerrilla no permit New York City street shooting style gifts this an immediacy. The use of vox pox make it seem almost documentary. And then it jumps the rails in the most delightfully fucked up ways. Feels like a progenitor for The X-Files but with plenty of Twin Peaks and Millennium echoing out from the uneven tone too. Pretty much every scene in the second half is a nasty surprise, often with a transgressive leap that makes God Told Me To feel like a true outlier of exploitation cinema. Ahead of its time.
7
Deep Red (1975)
Dario Argento directs David Hemmings, Daria Nicolodi and Gabriele Lavia in this Italian Giallo classic where a musician investigates a series of murders performed by a mysterious figure wearing black leather gloves.
The classic giallo. Certainly my favourite. The only eyewitness to a murder tries to solve it. He’s only a pianist and because even he doesn’t believe what he saw, we suspect him just as much as any of the freaks we are introduced to. The atmosphere is seedy and unhinged. The mystery solid. Goblin’s score is an absolute head banger. The killings are a little classier than the norm for the sub-genre but there are bonus shocks as life size dolls come at you from nowhere and clues have further heralds of doom secreted within them.
9
Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)
Brian Gibson directs JoBeth Williams, Craig T. Nelson and Will Sampson in this unlikely sequel to the haunted house blockbuster.
“They’re Back!” Nice to see Will Sampson in a lead role after Cuckoo’s Nest. Apart from that though… a completely unjustifiable cash-in. Takes a long time to get scary. Julian Beck’s corpse-like Death Cult preacher will give you shivers but his casting feels a little exploitative given that he was dying on camera essentially. The ending does take the whole family over briefly across into the spirit realm, looks pretty trippy, but we only glimpse the wonky H.R. Giger horrors. A much longer effects sequence has been clearly created and shoddily edited down to the barest of bones. Don’t wear braces.
5
The Lair Of the White Worm (1988)
Ken Russell directs Amanda Donohoe, Hugh Grant and Peter Capaldi in this camp comedy horror update of one of Bram Stoker’s lesser novels.
An ancient white worm’s undead high priestess hits the British country side looking for virgins to sacrifice. Doctor Who acting and Famous Five plotting. High camp with leaden humour more at home in a poor Carry On than a tale of terror. Having sad all that, Donohoe makes for a sexy vamp whatever stage of reptilian transformation she is in. She gives it her all and looks stunning in every stage of undress she is slinking around in. The video edited SFX nightmare sequences invade the screen in orgasmic gushes of hyper colour. What we see rush past is acutely phantasmagoric. A cult item a bit too shit to whole heartedly recommend but not without its wobbly charms.
5
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Victor Salva directs Gina Philips, Justin Long and Jonathan Breck in this creature feature chase movie where two siblings on a road trip fall afoul of monstrous truck driver.
A VHS era monster movie throwback that goes pretty hard. I remembered this being surprisingly good at the cinema on release and it hasn’t soured with age. The Creeper is iconic and has solid lore.
7
Dead Of Night (1945)
Alberto Cavalcanti, Charles Crichton, Basil Dearden and Robert Hamer directs Mervyn Johns, Googie Withers, Sally Ann Howes and Michael Redgrave in the classic Ealing Studios horror anthology.
Four really gripping tales of terror plus a twee little golfing comedy that muffles the growing sense of dread. Final Destination style premonitions. Ghost children. A cursed mirror (the highlight). And then that infamous ventriloquist’s dummy Hugo. The final 10 minutes are an absolute freak out. Even the comedy section is gently funny… just that it probably should have been programmed as the first or second chapter… not the penultimate shocker.
7
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