Movie of the Week: Big Trouble In Little China (1986)

John Carpenter directs Kurt Russell, Dennis Dun and Kim Cattrall in this supernatural action comedy where a blowhard truck driver helps his Chinese friend rescue a beautiful girl with green eyes from a cursed immortal.

Anyone who watched Everything Everywhere All at Once this summer will have been glad to have seen the prominent return of James Hong. I say “return” in a guarded tone as he has been unofficially racing against Danny Trejo and Eric Roberts for the malleable title of most prolific Hollywood actor. James Hong has been churning out work in projects small, massive and indifferent. He’s just struggled to find a part quite as iconic as pissy immortal Dave Lo Pan. At least co-stars Dennis Dun and Victor Wong moved onto working in the majestic Oscar winning The Last Emperor straight after making this kooky Eastern flavoured adventure flop. James Hong steals the movie out from under star Kurt Russell. While the always loveable Kurt is doing his best John Wayne in a baseball cap pastiche, James Hong is doing something quite rare. A big bad who is all-powerful yet inept, nasty yet bitchy, spooky yet recognisably human. An absolute hoot.

And protected by quite the cavalcade of henchmen / beings. The Three Storms are the obvious standout. Thunder, Rain and Lightning in their big wicker birdcage hats, their weather related powers explicit even when they are in modern day drag. Add to that a feral sewer beast that looks like fire sale Chewbacca and a floating all-seeing eye monster, whose every surface is either globulous fat or aqueous eyeballs, and you have a range of potential action figures so gnarly and impressive that I still want to collect them. What this all means is an adventure comedy teeming with personified danger. Every new hell our heroes enter, every next door they knock down in their “rescue the princess” quest marvels. Each scenes contains a new shock, a quirky SFX to delight, a well realised design to blow a young boy’s mind. Glowing heads, drifting through walls, whatever lives in that hole below San Francisco.

Chinese Black Magic! Eighties visual lightning. There’s definitely a case that a group of white boys have plundered the Hong Kong supernatural comedy iconography. Plundered everything they know will sizzle the unprepared retinas of suburban audiences. Much like Temple Of Doom, this appears on a surface level like Hollywood exoticism at its most exploitative. That’s the accusation. I don’t agree with it. Unlike Temple Of Doom, the natives aren’t presented as inept, begging or monstrous. The British Empire doesn’t rock up and save the day. There’s no cultural imperialism here. The action in BTILC compared to TOD is goofy and constant. The scale smaller but that allows for everyone on the side of good to have their heroic moments. After all they are the immigrants here, not the set dressing. It helps that the setting is actually western and contemporary. No matter what layer of craziness we travel down or up into, we know the eggshell around it all is the familiar cityscape of a U.S. city. In fact there’s kind of an oxygen rush thrill in the final moments when we snap back into a world of automobiles, billboards and sidewalks in the frantic dash of escape.

And I’m not ragging on Spielberg’s Temple Of Doom (a movie I love so much I can just overlook its dated issues), but that is a period piece, a white saviour narrative and a throwback to adventure movies of Hollywood old. White man’s stories of the Raj reprocessed by wunderkinds with unlimited finances. Carpenter’s Big Trouble is more a love letter to another culture’s low art. An affectionate repackaging of actual Chinese action and horror, polished up for the world market. For the film’s many fight scenes John Carpenter worked with martial arts choreographer James Lew, who planned every scene in detail. Carpenter stated, “I used every cheap gag – trampolines, wires, reverse movements, and upside down sets. It was much like photographing a dance.”

And without getting too deep into “The Hell Of The Woke ReAppraisal” there’s sort of a point to all the orientalism which the short sighted find offensive. The Chinese-Americans in the movie live in a world (and an underworld) marinated in lore, tradition, culture and mythology. The three prominent white Americans are the outsiders, the other, pointedly lacking a developed culture. Kurt Russell’s Jack Burton is without mythology. Sure he talks “American” but his Japanese logo vest, his Spanish cavalry boots and Peruvian sweatshirt all suggest a soul without bearings. His background is pic’n’mix. The anti-union, anti-marriage, anti-corporation swagger he projects as a philosophy is resistant of what few traditions WASP Americans have. He’s a cowboy without a horse, a warrior without a war, a coward without a fight or flight impulse, a heterosexual who avoids the company of women and a pioneer who has reached the ends of the Earth… California…. There’s no more West left. We all know the first draft of the script was set in the Wild West.

Is it a hangover from that early version that all Jack cares about is the dollar. He pushes back against systems of modernity, domesticity and comfort. He expects nothing from the insurance company over the phone. He is primed and ready for the excuse they’ll give for not paying up. “Don’t give me any of that Act Of God crap either!” When the time comes to be a hero he talks a good game. He’s a strong proponent of American exceptionalism. He’s just not a workable example of it. Clumsy, entitled, and rarely aware. When the plot is being laid out to us in a stream of exposition, Jack’s on the phone blustering to an insurance agency he already knows won’t pay his claim. He’s introduced to us gabbling down a CB radio to nobody. He gambles better at the Chinese’s game than he does as an American entrepreneur. He’s a soul searching for something authentic, and you kinda know he ain’t going to find that among his kind. So is he a traditional “white saviour”… not by any real stripe. He comically knocks himself out just as the big culminating melee begins.

Kim Cattrall is more of your traditional meddling do-gooder. Her honky bleeding heart lawyer is openly dismissed as trouble by the Chinatown locals. She even introduces herself like a fusty over earnest 1940’s cliffhanger heroine. More Nancy Drew or Lois Lane than a realistic adult who might offer a solution to the crazy old world dangers we are imperilled by. She does however look wonderful, has an abrasive chemistry with Russell. Their relationship is an intentional foul ball in a movie aching to marry Hawksian directness with shaking the audience out of their safe zone. Carpenter relishes pulling the rug from under us, for just about every cliche he sets up. It is a comfort movie that keeps you constantly on your toes.

The film was infamously released in the midst of studio stablemate Aliens (1986) big ramp up. Fox allegedly pumped all their resources into the guaranteed hit sequel which was released just sixteen days afterwards. However, Big Trouble went on to be a huge cult hit through VHS rental market. Carpenter and Russell felt that the reason the studio did little to promote the film, was because they simply didn’t know how to promote it. Aliens tested perfectly with audiences, was an easy sell. Big Trouble had to create and sell a whole new world for Americans, with a hero who wasn’t really the hero and tone closer to Ghostbusters than Indiana Jones. The marketing department gave up and this proved to be Catpenter’s last studio movie of his most fertile decade.

Too me it is a beloved treasure, there’s a parallel universe where it became the biggest movie ever at the box office. Sure, I know it is scrappier and less slick than Spielberg or Romancing the Stone. But it set my imagination tingling as a child. I pretty much spent my formative years bouncing around on the couch re-enacting movies taped off TV. Setting up the traps in Predator. Turning off the nuclear bomb in Broken Arrow. Catching and throwing a knife into evil Lo Pan’s head. “It’s all in the reflexes.” I’ve written so many big words defending this silly movie. Big words trying to draw out what makes it special. But it really just is an affectionately made entertainment. Over-the-top yet handcrafted. Don’t believe me check out the utterly daft, utterly shameless, utterly toe-tapping theme tune at the end. Recorded by John Carpenter and his regular collaborators themselves. No need for Berlin or Roxette in this crazy little universe.

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Perfect Double Bill: The Golden Child (1986)

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Where the Crawdads Sing (2022)

Olivia Newman directs Daisy Edgar-Jones, Taylor John Smith and Harris Dickinson in this swampy romance where a shy girl who has grown up alone in the North Carolina marshlands remembers her first loves while standing trial for murder.

A very pretty hot mess. Utterly predictable yet the emphasis is all over the shop. For something so handsomely mounted it tells more often than it shows. Both boys in the love triangle are callow waste men, which doesn’t help. Filled a couple of hours as a mindless distraction but needed to get its fuck on or focus more on the court case bookends if it wanted to rise above its bloated reputation.

5

Perfect Double Bill: Midnight In the Garden Of Good And Evil (1997)

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Boiling Point (2022)

Philip Barantini directs Stephen Graham, Vinette Robinson and Ray Panthaki in this intense British indie following a kitchen and FOH team during a particularly fraught Christmas dinner service.

The living legend Stephen Graham on slightly more subdued form. The one-shot gimmick looks like it has genuinely been pulled off seamlessly, without cheats or interruptions. Having worked in hospitality up until quite recently there were one or two things that didn’t ring true… but there were another hundred little details that did. Would be interested to see what Barantini does next.

7

Perfect Double Bill: Locke (2013)

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Army Of the Dead (2021)

Zack Snyder directs Dave Bautista, Ella Purnell and Omari Hardwick in this zombie action heist movie where a crew assemble to rob a Las Vegas casino after the bright light city has been quarantined off due to a zombie outbreak.

Snyder’s commitment to the stand-out credit sequence is second to none. This spins its wheel forever though stifling the good, the cliched and the extraneous. At least the zombie king antagonist is well established…

5

Perfect Double Bill: World War Z (2013)

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Hobson’s Choice (1954)

David Lean directs Charles Laughton, John Mills and Brenda de Banzie in this British classic where a drunken bootmaker refuses the dowry to marry off his daughters… so the smartest one takes matters into her own hands.

I had no idea what choice this titular Hobson would be making going into this? What we get is a British comedy, and as such a comedy about people out manoeuvring the class system, anchored by two fine performances. Laughton’s drunken blowhard delivers just as much as you’d expect. Brenda de Banzie’s wise and driven daughter is more than a match for him. What John Mills is doing here is a whole other matter… but it works out for the best in the end. Has aged splendidly.

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Perfect Double Bill: The Quiet Man (1952)

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Ginger Snaps (2002)

John Fawcett directs Emily Perkins, Katharine Isabelle and Mimi Rogers in this teen werewolf horror where two outsider sisters fall apart once one begins to go lycanthropic.

Fantastic concept and two fine leads but the horror never really steps up a notch after a strong start. Feels more like an allegory than a gory thrill ride.

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Perfect Double Bill: Cursed (2004)

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Happening (2022)

Audrey Diwan directs Anamaria Vartolomei, Kacey Mottet Klein and Luàna Bajrami in this Sixties-set French drama where a university student falls pregnant and seeks an illegal abortion.

A career making central performance from Anamaria Vartolomei. Is she ever off screen? Do we ever have any doubt as to what fears, emotions and pains she is forced to internalise? Immersive, intimate and gruelling. Just a fantastic piece of filmmaking. And depressingly timely. A woman’s body is her own dominion. Let’s not ever roll back the clock to the point where young people were forced to be so ostracised and put in so much jeopardy just for deciding their own life deserves more of a chance than one that isn’t even formed yet.

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Perfect Double Bill: Something In the Air (2012)

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8 Mile (2002)

Curtis Hanson directs Eminem, Mekhi Phifer and Brittany Murphy in this underdog hip-hop drama where a white boy from Detroit struggles to find his confidence to win the rap battles he has a clear talent for.

Rocky but with rap but kinda better than Rocky somehow. The grit feels more authentic, the rebellion has a true edge to it. Brittany Murphy as the romantic interest is on a whole other level… her whole body seems to be operating on different voltage… you can’t take your eyes off the visual energy. The support cast in general is impressive. Kim Basinger and Michael Shannon do a little with a lot. The studio must have had an inbuilt fear that the MTV star might not be able to carry a two hour “serious” movie so they’ve buffeted him with quality at every angle. The fear was unjustified. Even though playing a fictionalised version of himself, he carries the flick and you get the feeling he could have even without such strong support. He’s never really acted again, despite this being a sizeable hit in every respect, more as he doesn’t like the process rather than he doesn’t have the ability. Yet we came for the rap battles and by God they deliver. Tense, funny, bouncing – not leaned into too desperately either. This movie had no remit to be made quite so well, so all credit to Curtis Hanson, who was on quite a streak at this point, for landing this so smoothly.

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Perfect Double Bill: Juice (1992)

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Don’t Look Up (2021)

Adam McKay directs Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence and Meryl Streep in this mega budgeted satire where the media, big business and the government ignore an extinction level event until they can profit from it.

Smug and sanctimonious. I’d queue up to see half this cast on their own, as a glitzy ensemble though only Jonah Hill adds value and his hilarious scenes are few and far between. Paused it at a point where it exhausted not just me but its crux for existing… and we still had over an hour left with nothing new to say. A shameful waste.

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Perfect Double Bill: The Big Short (2015)

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Fresh (2022)

Mimi Cave directs Daisy Edgar-Jones, Sebastian Stan and Jojo T. Gibbs in this romantic comedy thriller involving supermarket hook-ups and cannibalism.

A wonderful little calling card movie. Essentially two elongated seductions where the end game both times is murder. The finale is rushed and notably less smart and playful than the slow drip build-up. This looks hot, there’s a tangible texture in every production design decision, and Cave playfully retains a couple of unrefined dance numbers… she’s smart enough to bask in her stars’ chemistry. I wanted to like Fresh even more than I ultimately did. Stan is a cool antagonist but you do have to question his choice of girls to turn into prime cuts. They’re all a bit… skinny… no?

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Perfect Double Bill: Eating Raoul (1982)

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