Tim Story directs Ioan Gruffudd, Jessica Alba and Chris Evans in this sequel to the superhero origins story where our mutated team of scientists struggle with a shiny harbinger of the apocalypse who alters the psychics of both the Earth and the Human Torch.

A rare, actually child friendly capes and costumes adventure. It is silly, lightweight and all the better for it. While being vanilla and never colouring outside the lines, it manages to deliver followable action, obvious japes and zero-frills drama. All with a clunky, rubbery complete lack of finesse. My vague memory of the comics hit exactly this goofy, softplay, soapy tone. Story fully exploits Johnny Storm’s new infection that’s means he swaps powers on touch with other team members, the fact that Alba is an absolute biscuit to look at for pubescent boys and we get one of Marvel’s coolest icons in his only big screen adventure… so far. I bet if any of the Fox owned characters get mined first now Disney has them then it will be the Silver Surfer. Is this a good film? Nope. Would I rewatch it? Never! Does it do exactly what it sets out to? Yep, it somersaults that low bar with a bold simplicity.

4

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Michael Ritchie directs Chevy Chase, R. Lee Ermey and Julianne Phillips in this comedy sequel where the investigative reporter with a talent for improvised disguises inherits a plantation in the Deep South.

I unreservedly love the original so am never sure whether my expectations are way too high here or I’m giving a very lazy film a pass due to in-built fondness. Many of the key players are back for a new mystery, and Chase admirably for the first half never let’s a scene slide without landing a chuckle worthy ad-lib. Once the formula takes over and Ritchie tries to hit the exact same action and thriller beats of the first film, we just get a cornucopia of pointless noise and colours but very few gags or cliffhangers. The scene where Chase poses as a faith healer but is given absolutely nothing funny to do is indicative of Fletch Lives’ weakness. Andrew Bergman adapted the first film and has proven a continued success with crime comedies since. His absence is felt. Relying on Chase to solely always find laughs that aren’t there on the shooting script with limited comedy support was a gamble that doesn’t pay off this time. If you can accept this has none of the tight plotting, chiming ensemble or smarmy sharpness of its predecessor, it is an undemanding watchable product of its time.

5

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Maggie Greenwald directs Lindsay Lohan, Amanda Plummer and Brenda Song in this kids sleuthing comedy where a nosey rich girl investigates the disappearance of a well-liked math teacher.

Mindless fluff that gets lost from its own nonsense plot for scenes on end. It does at least try to comment on the opulent unreality of the posho brats’ lifestyles. Mainly an excuse to get budding star Lohan into as many killer tween friendly fashions as possible.

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William Wyler directs Humphrey Bogart, Frederic March and Martha Scott in this thriller where three escaped convicts hold a family hostage in their suburban home.

The very first yuppie – in – peril movie. Creaky and slow going now, it never fully exploits having it straights in such dangerous proximity to the psychos. An ageing Bogart plays it tough one last time but you have little fear he’ll hurt the women or children. I’m sure this was considered cutting edge in its day.

5

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Quentin Tarantino directs Pam Grier, Robert Foster and Samuel L. Jackson in this Elmore Leonard adaptation where an air stewardess is caught between a life ruining prison sentence and a vicious gun dealer.

A lot of haters complained last year that Once Upon a Time in Hollywood was a movie where nothing happened. Well, here’s QT’s first experiment at that elusive pace. A lazy epic that rewards repeat viewing as you explore the perfection of forgotten stars, pressure-off big names and breakout actors easing themselves into richly written parts. Has Samuel L. Jackson ever been better… he’s one hip devil here? Have the marvellous Grier or Foster ever have such an adoring spotlight shone on them? Did any of us realise De Niro was weighing up cashing in his credibility to focus on a future of comedy vehicles and bagel adverts after playing the wobbly, mumbling Louis Gara? Smaller roles for the brilliant Michael Keaton , Sid Haig and Micheal Bowen! And Bridget Fonda stealing every scene she’s in as a bored kept brat itching to cause drama. So the low stakes, minimal violence crime plotting feels leisurely and indulgent… with acting and writing this good who wouldn’t want to float in the gentle but treacherous ocean for as long as possible? Great soundtrack and one of the best final kisses in all of cinema. An exercise in mature cool.

9

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Ted Post directs James Franciscus, Kim Hunter and Maurice Evans in this sci-fi sequel where the sole survivor of a rescue team searches for Charlton Heston’s Taylor on the future earth ruled by the apes.

Heston look-a-like Franciscus goes through the exact same motions as the original hit. Only the make-up FX is cheaper and the thrill has gone. The final half hour involving psychic cults, nukes, ape stigmata and a subterranean Manhattan nudges this into life eventually. But the quality meter only ever reads average at best.

4

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Werner Herzog directs Brad Dourif, Martin Lo and Capt. Donald Williams in this found footage fantasy documentary where an andromedan alien takes us through an alternative history of human space exploration and environmental destruction.

A new series of films: movies I watch while Natalie is at work that she won’t touch with a barge pole… and she is proven right not to. Incomprehensible drivel.

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Regular readers know I enjoy a superhero flick as much as the next multiplex-goer, but the Marvel formula leaves me cold quite often. Here they all are – the best and the overrated.

Iron Man (2008) 👍🏼

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Thor (2011)

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

The Avengers (2012) 👍🏼

Iron Man 3 (2013) 👍🏼

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) 👍🏼

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) 👍🏼👍🏼

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Ant-Man (2015) 👍🏼

Captain America: Civil War (2016) 👍🏼

Doctor Strange (2016)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) 👍🏼

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) 👍🏼

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) 👍🏼

Black Panther (2018)

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) 👍🏼👍🏼

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

Captain Marvel (2019)

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

Black Widow (2021) 👍🏼

Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021)

Eternals (2021)

Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) 👍🏼

Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness (2022) 👍🏼

Thor: Love & Thunder (2022)

Black Panther: Wakanda Forever (2022)

Ant-Man & The Wasp: Quantumania (2023)

Guardians Of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)

The Marvels (2023)

Blade (2023)

A guide to all the adaptatio s of Stephe Ki g’s writi g with blog li ks if I’ve reviewed them.

Carrie (1976) 👍🏼

‘Salem’s Lot (1979)

The Shining (1980) 👍🏼👍🏼

Creepshow (1982)

Cujo (1983)

The Dead Zone (1983) 👍🏼

Christine (1983)

Children of the Corn (1984)

Firestarter (1984)

Cat’s Eye (1985)

Silver Bullet (1985) 👍🏼

Maximum Overdrive (1986) 👍🏼

Stand by Me (1986) 👍🏼👍🏼

Creepshow 2 (1987)

The Running Man (1987) 👍🏼

Pet Sematary (1989)

Stephen King’s IT (1990) 👍🏼

Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990)

Graveyard Shift (1990)

Misery (1990) 👍🏼👍🏼

Sometimes They Come Back (1991)

The Lawnmower Man (1992)

Sleepwalkers (1992)

The Dark Half (1993)

The Tommyknockers (1993)

Needful Things (1993)

The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 👍🏼👍🏼

The Stand (1994)

The Mangler (1995)

The Langoliers (1995)

Dolores Claiborne (1995)

Thinner (1996)

The Night Flier (1997)

Stephen King’s The Shining (1997)

Trucks (1997)

Quicksilver Highway (1997)

Apt Pupil (1998)

The Green Mile (1999)

The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)

Hearts in Atlantis (2001) 👍🏼

Carrie (2002)

The Dead Zone (2002–2007)

Dreamcatcher (2003)

Secret Window (2004)

Salem’s Lot (2004)

Kingdom Hospital (2004)

Riding the Bullet (2004)

Nightmares & Dreamscapes (2006)

Desperation (2006)

1408 (2007)

The Mist (2007) 👍🏼👍🏼

No Smoking (2007)

Dolan’s Cadillac (2009)

Children of the Corn (2009)

Haven (2010–2015)

Bag of Bones (2011)

Carrie (2013)

Under the Dome (2013–2015)

A Good Marriage (2014)

Mercy (2014)

Big Driver (2014)

Cell (2016)

11.22.63 (2016) 👍🏼

The Dark Tower (2017) 👍🏼

We also did a The Worst Movie We Own podcast episode on The Dark Tower

It (2017) 👍🏼

Gerald’s Game (2017)

The Mist (2017)

1922 (2017)

Mr. Mercedes (2017–present)

Castle Rock (2018–present)

Pet Sematary (2019)

It Chapter Two (2019)

In the Tall Grass (2019)

Doctor Sleep (2019) 👍🏼

Creepshow (2019–present)

The Outsider (2020)

Firestarter (2022)

Mr Harrigan’s Phone (2022)

The Boogeyman (2023)

Salem’s Lot (2024) 👍

The Monkey (2025) 👍

The Life Of Chuck (2025)

The Long Walk (2025) 👍

The Running Man (2025)

Michael Curtiz directs Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman and Paul Henreid in this gold standard slice of studio era filmmaking.

Bogie and especially Claude Rains are both utterly wonderful here. You could watch an entire mini-series of just them respectfully bullshitting each other. Everyone talks in double speak but the scripted lies and hidden truths are so poetically phrased it is like witnessing a tongue-twister seduce a lullaby. Bergman is inarguably gorgeous and for a film about cynical people in an exploitative situation it is all heart and romance… she’s just the only one pure enough and therefore not scared to wear hers’ on her sleeve. Classic moment after classic moments cascade into each other. Perpetual perfection. They don’t make them like this anymore… they only made them like this once! “Here’s looking at you, kid!”

10

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