The Souvenir Part II (2021)

Joanna Hogg directs Honor Swinton Byrne, Jaygann Ayeh and Richard Ayoade in this sequel which lacks the charismatic thug in a blazer junkie and tells the untold struggle of one posh, non-verbal, white woman’s quest not to make cinema with social import while draining Mummy’s current account at Coutts.

Beautifully shot but also feels like aggressively gentile class war. A hymn to nepotism.

4

Perfect Double Bill: Absolute Beginners (1986)

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A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 4: The Dream Master (1988)

Renny Harlin directs Robert Englund, Lisa Wilcox and Danny Hassel in this horror sequel where Freddy Krueger comes back… againafter a junkyard dog pisses on his grave.

The most visually striking of the Elm Street sequels but that’s pretty much all it has going for it. Bonkers plotting, weak cast, even good ideas for dream kills aren’t exactly scary in execution. The gore FX guys probably deserve more praise than Harlin but you can see why he was offered the keys to the blockbuster kingdom after this. Known as “the MTV Freddy”. But, really, also the only Freddy where you’d struggle to differentiate any distinctive hook for existing beyond box office.

4

Perfect Double Bill: A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 5: The Dream Child (1989)

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Redbelt (2008)

David Mamet directs Chiwetel Ejiofor, Alice Braga and Emily Mortimer in this martial arts noir where an honourable jujitsu instructor is dragged into a series of untrustworthy transactions.

Action sequences?! What is this a Stallone flick? Even so, possibly the most Mamet of Mamets. Don’t let the mixed martial arts setting fool you. He clearly became enamoured with this world while doing some training, but his take on it is pure Dave. This still has trademark lines of dialogue as succulent as “The belt is just symbolic. The belt, as Snowflake says, is to just keep your pants up.” …And retorts as dry as “Read the street signs. We’re in America.” I won’t give you the context for that one but suffice to say it is a potent humdinger. The plot is sheer quicksand, with Chiwetel Ejiofor’s honourable blackbelt (easily his career best performance) getting deeper and deeper with each interaction he finds himself in. I love this shit. Wish Mamet wrote and direct twice as many like this.

8

Perfect Double Bill: The Spanish Prisoner (1997)

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The Right Stuff (1983)

Philip Kaufman directs Ed Harris, Sam Shepard and Dennis Quaid in this epic drama following the test pilots and US Marines who broke the sound barrier and became the first astronauts for NASA.

Allegedly the astronauts didn’t like this representation of them. Mercury Seven original Wally Schirra said: “It was the best book on space, but the movie was distorted and warped… All the astronauts hated it. We called it Animal House in Space.” You can see why the flyboys who conquered the stratosphere didn’t gel with this representation of themselves. They’re cocky, laddish, constantly flirting with death wishes. Cowboys who could be replaced by chimps. Pioneers along for a ride they have little control over. Only really Harris’ John Glenn shows an external humanity, emotional maturity. He treats his wife with a gentle adoration while the others hound dog and drag their ‘First Ladies Of Space’ about like required ornaments. Kaufman ain’t interested in myth, he’s interested in myth making. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance at MACH 3. He knows it takes a special kind of macho jock to achieve the unachievable. He makes no bones in presenting these men as fallible, flawed and competitive. Because he has no need to turn these men into heroes. They already are, he’s trying to reset them back to being men. Rewind all the hype and propaganda, the Presidential phone calls and ticker tape parades. He explores some icons like Chuck Yeager (Shepard making a genuine, almost supernatural, impact as the man who should have been king of space) with an affectionate focus, others with a cursory shorthand. The movie lacks narrative form, drifting from one character or location to the next with little finesse. It isn’t interested in a trad three act structure. It is a freewheelin’ procedural of a unique, never repeated adventure. Yet it never feels baggy at three plus hours. The Right Stuff feels like a feast. The filmmakers eschewed the use of visual effects done in the lab. It makes you feel like you are right there. Did Tony Scott and Joseph Kosinski use this as a starting point for their Top Gun movies? Fleshing out all the reality but retaining the need speed, the desire to put an audience in the cockpit as the impossible is tamed? Bill Conti’s score adds to the aura that we are on the precipice of a new age of man. It absorbs Holst’s The Planets and Native American chant recycled from a previous Kaufman flick. Synthesiser heaven. John Barry was originally asked to compose the score but didn’t like Kaufman’s brief for how he wanted his movie to feel. “Sounding like you’re walking in the desert and you see a cactus, and you put your foot on it, but it just starts growing up through your foot.” In its finest scenes, and this evening devourer is full of them, The Right Stuff makes you feel like you are witnessing the points in the 20th Century where humanity is being redefined and America lives up to it grand potential. A once in a lifetime cinematic experience.

10

Perfect Double Bill: Apollo 11 (2019)

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X-Men: First Class (2011)

Matthew Vaughn directs James McAvoy, Jennifer Lawrence and Michael Fassbender in the swinging Sixties-set prequel / soft reboot of the mutant superhero franchise.

Not as good as I remember on a belated revisit. Though that is the curse of many a summer blockbuster. Like an ice cream in the June sun, these things are only good for one afternoon. Lick it or lose it. It takes too long to get to the goods compared to Singer’s nifty first entry. And then the genuinely epic finale is ruined by Fassbender inexplicably defaulting to his natural accent. Now, we all love a bit of the brogue but Magneto has never and should never sound like a man with a grand ol’ insider tip on the horses. Sloppy execution, lengthy, but the fine ensemble just about justifies it all.

6

Perfect Double Bill: X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014)

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The Guilty (2021)

Antoine Fuqua directs Jake Gyllenhaal, Ethan Hawke and Riley Keough in this one-location thriller where a suspended cop works a 911 call centre on the night of multiple crisis.

A remake of a Scandinavian film which isn’t as good as a throwaway Halle Berry flick which had tons more fun with the same concept. The usually dependable Gyllenhaal struggles to makes an incompetently aggressive character’s redemption believable.

4

Perfect Double Bill: The Call (2013)

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Never Let Me Go (2010)

Mark Romanek directs Carey Mulligan, Kiera Knightley and Andrew Garfield in this sci-fi dystopian romance based on Kazuo Ishiguro’s 2005 award winning novel.

At a strange boarding school, the children are gently being prepared for a life of brutal exploitation, very different but not quite different enough, from our own. Ishiguro’s novel explored cloning and could be seen as an allegory for farming, mortality or even being working class in a system designed by the upper classes. As with all his works, there’s a protagonist living by a very strict rule which leads to regrets once opportunities to love and take risks are missed. The problem is the book is dreamy, always from a distinct POV where we always know just a morsel more than our naïve but curious narrator. A movie needs to make the imagined, explicit… the hinted at, indisputable. I think I was thrown the first time I caught this at the cinema. The adaptation of the book was unshowy, kind of drab, and I didn’t care for the casting. A decade down the line and I have far more admiration for Knightley and Garfield. Romanek’s visuals are very precise. I think you could watch this with the sound off and still get an equal understanding of the drip-fed plot and stunted but ghastly emotions. He’s never really lived up to the promise his three very distinct movies (Static, One Hour Photo)… I feel given the chance he could be as great as Fincher or Park Chan-wook … but having to wait over a decade each time to realise a feature film in the Hollywood system must take its toll. Screenwriter Alex Garland’s adaptation of the book fits in more recognisably with his later directorial efforts. A nettle, warm tea, soggy woollen jumper vision of British sci-fi, owing as much too Wyndham, Orwell and Kneale as it does to those government Public Service Warning adverts that scarred a generation. This might be one of the saddest mainstream genre films ever made and it certainly is evocative and quietly challenging. Its only failure is not surpassing the outstanding source material.

7

Perfect Double Bill: Gattaca (1997)

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Movie of the Week: Made In Britain (1982)

Alan Clarke directs Tim Roth, Bill Stewart and Geoffrey Hutchings in this made-for-telly British movie following a young skinhead as rebels against every effort to punish or rehabilitate him.

I’ve watched this a few times in the past and always rated it but this watch blew me away. Roth’s debut performance is compulsive, nasty, complex and flawless. A delinquent in complete control. Always breaking down doors, even though he’s nicked the keys. His violence and crime are slowly revealed not to be impulsive acts of thuggery but long game plans of pointless destruction. Vandalism but with a crescendo. “Touching the dog’s arse.” Bring everyone down to his nihilist level. He’s kinda like a skinhead Joker. 16… first role… untrained… fuck me!

10

Perfect Double Bill: American History X (1998)

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Limite (1931)

Mário Peixoto directs Olga Breno, Taciana Rey and Raul Schnoor in this arthouse classic from Brazil where three strangers are on a boat remembering the lives they abandoned.

The above synopsis I had to look up midway through the movie. I tried my best to concentrate. To figure out what was going on. I was aware, prepared even, that watching non-genre silent cinema often means I have to reprogram myself. Reset myself to a different movie storytelling grammar. I focussed really hard, enjoyed some of the imagery. But I just couldn’t fathom who was who, what was what. So an hour in I paused it, went on Wikipedia and read the plot. Whatever magic this contains was dispelled by that concession. Well done for surviving lost film but you just aren’t for me.

4

Perfect Double Bill: Earth (1930)

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Wisconsin Death Trip (1999)

James Marsh directs Ian Holm, Jeffrey Golden and Jo Vukelich in this documentary that recreates the grisly, lurid and uncanny news stories of an unfortunate 1890’s mid-western town going through a spate of poverty and mania.

I caught this on TV late one night in my teens with no real idea what it was. Rewatching it so many years later was a slightly fraught experience. It felt like the first 15 minutes contained everything I had drowsily logged back then. Had I fallen asleep all those years ago? No… this sustains its monochrome weirdness though out. A unique, very satisfying western.

9

Perfect Double Bill: The Blair Witch Project (1999)

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