James Mangold directs Sylvester Stallone, Ray Liotta and Harvey Keitel in this crime drama where the sad sack sheriff, in a town built by corrupt NYPD cops, begins to question his duties.

A New Jersey High Noon. So many exciting names here doing solid to spectacular work. Robert De Niro. Michael Rapaport. Cathy Moriarty. Robert Patrick. Janeane Garofalo. Annabella Sciorra. Edie Falco. It can feel pretty bunged up on early watches. Akin to L.A. Confidential – this is a mood piece and a character piece that races through 600 pages of literary plotting. If you give it a few chances and become less concerned with the quagmire conspiracy of Internal Affairs, arson attacks and missing “superboy”s then the texture and melancholy of this sad little community really starts to wash over you and impress. In 1997, post-Tarantino, this felt a little trad and run-of-the-mill. Now, Cop Land’s mature dealing with ideas of regret, heroics and helplessness make it seem like quite the rare bird. Seventies New American Cinema is a clear influence. Stallone does career best work as the overweight and half deaf town teddy bear who polishes up his badge and does the right thing. Keitel gets the showiest role as the town father figure turned ingratiating tyrant. And Liotta relishes probably his finest post-Goodfellas part as the cokehead has-been with the knowledge of a sage and a heart of gold. All three performances elevate the movie into ‘forgotten classic’ territory. The rousing finale where Stallone’s vulnerable Sheriff Freddy Heflin cleans house, through a fog of agonising white noise, is cathartic sustained action at its very best.

8

Perfect Double Bill: Clockers (1995)

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Donald Petrie directs Sandra Bullock, Michael Caine and William Shatner in this ‘fed goes undercover at a beauty pageant’ comedy.

A blunt force frippery with minimal surprises. The older support cast members add some sparkle but the jokes would struggle to make the cut in most prime time sitcoms’ writing rooms.

4

Perfect Double Bill: Miss Congeniality 2: Armed & Fabulous (2005)

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Kim Ki-young directs Lee Eun-shim, Ju Jeung-nyeo and Kim Jin-kyu in this South Korean erotic drama where a family is put to the test when a co-worker and a live-in maid both plot to steal the feckless music teacher husband.

An attack on the conformist family / capitalist / gender values of Korean life, this works best as a corkscrew thriller. Your sympathies shift about a fair bit as the tables turn and turn. Two fumbles stop it from hitting classic status. 1 – Like Psycho, this really pushes at the restriction of what genre cinema could and couldn’t do in the early Sixties, but it now feels too coy for something so constantly horny. 2 – The weird little trick ending is unnecessary and also a product of its time. Bong Joon-ho has said The Housemaid was one of the inspirations for his 2019 Academy Award-winning film Parasite. That scans.

7

Perfect Double Bill: The Servant (1963)

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F. W. Murnau directs Janet Gaynor, George O’Brien and Margaret Livingston in this silent romance where a cheating husband takes his wife into the city with a plan to kill her, only to fall in love with her all over again… aah!

Choking turns to romance. Cities come to life. Piglets are chased. Absolutely mental and extravagant. Packed with trick shots that still dazzle and strange moments that make you think might be “A Song Of Two Humans” as covered by an extraterrestrial covers band who only spent an hour on Earth between gigs. Nosferatu director F.W. Murnau was given a free reign by Fox for his United States debut; it is breathtaking to see the upper limits of Hollywood technique and money stretched. A rare silent movie where I got on board with the OTT emoting. I was never bored or treated it as a chore as visually this is dense, spectacular and barmy. As a swan song for the silent movie era, Sunrise really exceeds even it unintended brief of being a pinnacle of a dying form.

8

Perfect Double Bill: Faust (1926)

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David O. Russell directs Jason Schwartzman, Naomi Watts and Jude Law in this “existential comedy” where a struggling activist allows various philosophical detectives to investigate his life to diagnose his feeling of unease over a chance encounter.

Second attempt to sift some pleasure out of this self-satisfied folly. I thought, maybe, I was too young when I first bought a ticket for this on opening weekend. Nope, I❤️H is far up its own arse that it wastes Dustin Hoffman, Lily Tomlin and Isabelle Huppert. Abysmal.

2

Perfect Double Bill: Flirting With Disaster (1996)

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David Hand directs Adriana Caselotti, Lucille La Verne and Harry Stockwell in this fairytale romance, Walt Disney’s first feature length animated classic.

Tough to write anything new about a ground breaker, a game changer, a bonafide classic. Undisputed. The wishing well song at the start is very impressive. Inventive shot composition. The Evil Queen fantastic. I personally could do with a little less of the meeting of the dwarves… but that’s just me. On the whole this is consistently magical. Quite the achievement.

9

Perfect Double Bill: Cinderella (1950)

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Andrew Dominik directs Ana De Armas, Julianne Nicholson and Bobby Cannavale in this fictionalised biopic of Marilyn Monroe’s private life – the abuse, trauma and delusions that destroyed her.

I’ve loved every feature Dominik has made until now. This is fifty miles of bad road though. Exhausting, dangerous, gonna leave you obliterated. I think that is the overriding intention of what Dominik and De Armas wanted to achieve. If so, Blonde is bang on target but that doesn’t mean it will be particularly rewatchable. Like last year’s Spencer, this is a powerhouse acting turn from an unmannered modern screen beauty in an abrasive maximalist film. She probably should win Best Actress at the Oscars in spring… she won’t. This ain’t no Oscar bait, heavy formula, biopic.

Scenes are lengthy, tragedy is lingered on clinically. Norma Jean’s childhood is an inferno of loneliness, poverty and mania. The five star sequence that opens the story is worthy of Kubrick in its patience and precision. A fantastic Julianne Nicholson driving her vulnerable daughter into a Hollywood Hills forest fire feels so far from the cookie cutter hardship prologues of say Ray… or The Jerk.

This is filmmaking from another planet. The precision recreation of Marilyn’s iconic big screen and tabloid moments are done with uncanny authenticity. But the length of the beast, the nihilism of the intent is exhausting. There are definitely elements that are off putting. Warren Ellis and Nick Cave’s score is intrusive.The framing of certain sexual acts is laughably awkward. The parade of CGI foetuses is leaned into with ever diminishing returns. I don’t give a toot about factual accuracy. This is a descent – closer to Lynch’s Fire Walk With Me or Mulholland Dr. than Bohemian Rhapsody or Chaplin. Nearly all the scenes of sex and nudity have a nightmarish quality. Alien pornography… pummelling vulnerability. For a NC-17 full of gorgeous flesh I reckon some teenagers are going to have some very challenging wanks to this. Best of luck to them. I can’t see myself putting myself through this three hour emotional meat grinder again any time soon but I do admire the rare craft and meaty flavour of it all. A work of uncomfortable vision.

6

Perfect Double Bill: Don’t Bother To Knock (1952)

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David Cronenberg directs Viggo Mortensen, Léa Seydoux and Kristen Stewart in this body horror sci-fi where a visual artist grows new organs in his body and his creative partner removes them for gallery shows.

Very dry. Lots of exposition in deadpan by characters with thesaurus sourced names. Had a little nap towards the end but Natalie assures me I didn’t miss too much nudity or biomechanical furniture devices. Kristen Stewart floats around like a curious little bureaucratic Tinkerbell… but not in nearly enough scenes.

5

Perfect Double Bill: eXistenZ (1999)

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Yann Gonzalez directs Vanessa Paradis, Nicolas Maury and Kate Moran in this thriller where a producer of gay porn tries to keep her movies going despite a masked killer stalking her cast.

Giallo meets queer rough trade. Gorgeous film to look at but it runs out of steam after the first act. Struggled to hold my attention once I grew accustomed to the visuals. Notable only really for Simon Beaufils lush cinematography and saucy use of Paradis.

4

Perfect Double Bill: Stranger By The Lake (2013)

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John Smith directs the residents on a street in Dalston as they pass his camera in this black-and-white avant-garde film.

Two shots: the first is a documentary long take of people going about their business on a Saturday afternoon while a narrator / director instructs them of their cue to enter the shot. Orchestrating the minimalist hustle and bustle of Seventies London high street life. As the spoken control of the passing street population continues, the instruction become more self-aware and God like, then also the tone begins to contain a sense of frantic desperation. You can approach it as a wonderful little time capsule of a British city… or as a meta commentary on filmmaking as a means of control over time and environment. Command and surveillance mixed with the absurd. I have read that Smith intended it as a rebuff of the then new racially motivated Stop And Search policy of the Metropolitan Police. This is the second time I’ve watched these gloriously fascinating, deceptively simple, 12 minutes. One of my favourite short films. I shan’t ruin the second shot.

8

Perfect Double Bill: London (1994)

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