David Leitch directs Brad Pitt, Brian Tyree Henry and Aaron Taylor -Johnson in this action comedy where too many hired guns are on a high speed train from Tokyo to Kyoto.

Wants to be Kill Bill – certainly isn’t. Reaches for Snatch but doesn’t come close. Really this feels most like Brad Pitt’s Hudson Hawk. Only not as screwball, inventive, meta or straightforward as it thinks it is. The movie last exactly the same length as a one-way journey on the real bullet train. 127 minutes. Fatal.

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Perfect Double Bill: Smokin’ Aces (2006)

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