Detour (1945)

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Edgar G. Ulmer directs Tom Neal, Ann Savage and Edmund MacDonald in this cheapo film noir where a piano player gets caught in a web of accidental death and blackmail. 

The Poverty Row noir rediscovered for its unusually unwavering pessimistic outlook, even for a genre famous for being a tad bleak. Yeah, it sure is dark and twisted. A guy thumbs cross country to reach his sweet true love only to find himself in a criminal marriage of convenience with her polar opposite. But it also plods. You feel the miles rack up. Not in a good way. Wearying. Ann Savage is all the fires of hell in a pencil skirt though. THE classic femme fatale. Fans of life imitating art might also want to google fall guy Tom Neal’s criminal record after. Oof!

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Everybody Wants Some!! (2016)

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Richard Linklater directs Blake Jenner, Glen Powell and Zoey Deutch in this early Eighties retro look at a frat house settling in before college classes start by partying, playing hyper competitive games and shooting the shit. 

Linklater tries to recapture that Dazed and Confused lightning in the bottle with another mosaic period teen party movie. It is not as cool, seductive, goofily sharp and has little new to say. Whereas Dazed was littered with stars and character actors of the future, here only the evergreen Glen Powell makes an impression. I have no issue with it being all about the jocks, dudes still need their movies too. But to make them all so uniform and “meh” is the opposite of what you expect from the usually more sophisticated laid back auteur. Still a decent little one watcher.

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The Florida Project (2017)

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Sean Baker directs Brooklynn Prince, Bria Vinaite and Willem Dafoe in this child’s eye point of view look at poverty line living in delapidated motels just beyond Disneyland. 

A very vivid and energetic slice of ghetto tourism. A kinda Cathy Come Home mashed with The 400 Blows in a candy floss churner. I liked the strong child performances, the sense of chaotic fun in their imaginations, pantomime street attitudes, petty scams and vandalism. Their parents ain’t all that much more maturer or older than them. Dafoe is excellent as the firm but friendly, ever watching out for harm motel manager Bobby. The scene where he cajoles a pathetic nonce away from the unsupervised kids is a masterclass of restraint and everyday heroics. Give him Best Actor, Mr Woody Best Support, I’ve solved all your probs this award season Hollywood. Done. I’m not sure it is quite the completely uncyncical, unexploitative exercise that the critical praise seems happy to overlook. This is breadline tragedy made palatable for the Instagram age. And the fantasy dash finale left a hollow, bitter taste in my mouth personally. But as a kaleidoscope of tough living and kiddie bad behaviour it works well and affects.

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Babette’s Feast (1987)

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Gabriel Axel directs Stephane Audran, Birgitte Federspiel and Bodil Kjer in this decade spanning tale of two devout sisters who devote themselves to spiritual goodness in their community and their French refugee housekeeper who prepares a banquet for them.

Sometimes it is harder to create a film with no obvious stakes in its plot. And equally it is difficult to put into words why such a gentle movie as this works quite so well. Unlike Lawrence of Arabia, this is unshowy and restrained in it magisterial sweep. Unlike Scanners, the most transgressive and exciting things gets is when Babette pleasantly barters with a shopkeeper over prices. Cinema doesn’t need to be confrontational, or spectacular, or even relatable, to work. And Babette’s Feast is one of the best movies I have watched in months but its qualities and pleasures are subtle at best. A simple tale of two ageing religious sisters, and their French housekeeper who decides to reward them for their kindness by cooking an extravagant meal. The period setting and cloistered lifestyle of eighteenth century coastal Denmark are captured with a warm, lyrical lens. A hard and unseasoned life of graft, altruism and praying is presented very seductively. We meet (in flashback) a reckless soldier and a famous Parisian baritone, both of whom are presented as the lost loves of the sisters’ youth. But “lost” is not the right word, so much as unpursued. In other, more didactic, movies, we’d take these romantic interludes as mere entertainment. Little tragedies that might suggest the pure sisters could not find true happiness in their circumstances and sacrifices. In the deceptively unsophisticated context of this film however, the dashing men are choices not taken, the sisters silently decide life together helping the poor is more attractive to them than separation, worldly lust and male companionship. Who are we to say they are wrong? But their brief dalliances with these men, personification of a changing Europe, echo further into their life. One sends them Babette, the other returns at an opportune moment to realise just how rare and valuable Babette’s epic meal truly is. In fact, there is a perpetual sly humour to the last act – the sisters and townsfolk feel the impending feast might be sinful or even exotically inedible so make a pact not to comment on it in anyway. Meanwhile our worldly soldier who has experienced all the finer things cannot understand why these simple folk are not effusive in their praise for what would be the finest dining in anyone’s life. Suffice to say it all culminates on a less ironic note than that wryly amusing running gag suggest. But like other uplifting films (let’s say It’s a Wonderful Life or Harold and Maude) Babette’s Feast has sharper edges hidden within it than more supposedly intellectually challenging works. It presents a different take on life and heroism than cinema generally lends itself to, while still managing to be as rich, tasty and fulfilling an entertainment as one of Babette’s decadent courses. Spoil yourself with this modern Danish classic.

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Lawrence of Arabia (1962)

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David Lean directs Peter O’Toole, Omar Sharif and Alec Guinness in this World War One epic about the eccentric English officer who united the Arab tribes against the Turks. 

Another one of those “greats” that always bored me on the small screen. Maybe I needed the expansiveness of the 70mm print and the distraction forbidding atmosphere of a front row cinema seat to finally be overwhelmed by its charms. Still, I contend that the last 90 minutes are very baggy. You could end on the intermission and know all the corruption and downfall that does transpire will transpire without seeing it rumble along until the end credits. There is a majesty in seeing the desert campaign be zoomed in on a few charismatic individuals though. Place holders so you don’t get lost in the melee of exotic war. Lean truly puts you in the wastelands and camel calvary dashes, never letting you get trampled among the extras. The scale is authentic, unlike other so called “cast of thousands” blockbusters, you never feel as though the shots end just outside the camera’s frames. There is a lost patience in just letting the viewer stare at swathes of yellow and blue, waiting for the specks of humanity to emerge from within them. A patience missing from modern tentpoles, an awe we are depriving ourselves of. And as specks go both O’Toole and Sharif make their marks as men trying to come to terms with their historical destinies. Even in optimum viewing conditions though, that second half does drag, anchoring the entire experience from entering into my own high esteem, even if the general consensus disagrees and adores it.

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Scanners (1981)

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David Cronenberg directs Steven Lack, Michael Ironside and Jennifer O’Neill in this sci-fi conspiracy thriller about corporations trying to control weaponised psychics. 

One of Cronenberg’s most iconic and popular nightmare visions, yet it always leaves me cold. Ironside is distracting as the messiah like villian but more often than not it is dull and uninvolving. Stranger Things has shown this plot can be handled much more warmly and with a sense of play. These days you can have heads explode while keeping a little heart.

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Renegades (1989)

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Jack Sholder directs Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips and Robert Knepper in a buddy action movie where an undercover cop and a Native American hunt down a gang of crooks. 

This used to be one of my sister’s movies. One of those videos that only she was allowed to watch so she could swoon over Lou Diamond Phillip’s long flowing hair. It was weak brew as an action movie then, but has aged somewhat forgivably when compared to what little we get nowadays. There’s no comedy and scant originality but the opening 35 minutes does contain a sustained action sequence where Keifer is undercover, saying “DAMMIT!” and escaping with the bad guys while trying to keep everyone safe. It is done with real stunts, has a crunching sense of harm and damage, and if you channel surfed and caught it out of context you’d assume you were watching a young Jack Bauer 24 prequel. That’s how enjoyably tense the opening sequence is. Once the leads are partnered up things slow right down, the set pieces descend into mere bullet orgies where everyone but the leads gets theirs. Shame as if the foot stayed on the pedal and matched the pace of that heist and getaway, this would be a gem of a Friday Night Thriller.

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Now Voyager (1942)

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Irving Rapper directs Bette Davis, Paul Henreid and Claude Rains in this romantic melodrama about a tightly wound old maid who finds a new lease of life after some therapy and a makeover. 

A classic bit of romantic soap that delivers equal measures of joy and tears. Bette Davis rocks as the oppressed frumpy aunt who turn herself around into a proactive and humanist socialite. There is a wedding buffet of plots thrown into this with ongoing maternal nastiness, progressive therapy retreats, cruise ship romances, cliff top car accidents, called off engagements, bequeathed fortunes and Davis’ fostering of her married true love’s troubled daughter. Yet Davis keeps a clear thoughline as to where her character is at all times. Am I only one who wanted her to hook up with Claude Raine’s worldly psychiatrist / fairy godmother?

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The Killing of a Sacred Deer (2017)

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Yorgos Lanthimos directs Colin Farrell, Nicole Kidman and Barry Keoghan in this existential thriller about a heart surgeon whose family comes under threat from an ingratiating teenage boy and a seemingly mystical curse. 

Chilling, eerie and deadpan. While Lanthimos has far more pleasure in slowly drip feeding us the stakes than delivering on any conclusions, this will still haunt you in an arthouse safe kinda way. Like Funny Games mixed briskly with a fairy tale.

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

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Taika Waititi directs Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo and Tessa Thompson in this sci-fi comedy where the banished superhero Thunder god finds himself teaming up with the Hulk, a drunk Valkyrie and his always treacherous brother to take down the God of Death.

Jaunty but forgettable instapop nonsense. Waititi bring some cracking gags and a vivid sense of colour to Marvel’s dullest mythology. But also a bittiness that means it often feel like you are watching a sketch show rather than a grand adventure narrative. Plus points – loads of beautiful design, its the kind of film where even the one shot extras look like the greatest action figures ever, a nice hour of The Hulk, glitching Jeff Goldblum, Tessa Thompson has fun while her star rises. Negative penalties – Loki has been overused and played out, I’m struggling to remember an action sequence, all the checking back in with Cate Blanchett’s Hela… where… nothing… happens… slowly… There is an hour without the Hulk. As a one off entertainment this delivers. More Hulk please.

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Top 10 Marvel Movies

1. Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

2.  X Men: Days of Future Past (2014)
3. X Men (2000)
4.  X Men 2 (2003)
5. Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

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6.  Logan (2017)
7.  Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
8.  Captain America: Civil War (2016)
9.   Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
10.   Iron Man (2007)