Wisconsin Death Trip (1999)

James Marsh directs Ian Holm, Jeffrey Golden and Jo Vukelich in this documentary that recreates the grisly, lurid and uncanny news stories of an unfortunate 1890’s mid-western town going through a spate of poverty and mania.

I caught this on TV late one night in my teens with no real idea what it was. Rewatching it so many years later was a slightly fraught experience. It felt like the first 15 minutes contained everything I had drowsily logged back then. Had I fallen asleep all those years ago? No… this sustains its monochrome weirdness though out. A unique, very satisfying western.

9

Perfect Double Bill: The Blair Witch Project (1999)

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The Passionate Friends (1949)

David Lean directs Ann Todd, Claude Rains and Trevor Howard in this romantic drama where two old lovers, now both married, reunite twice over the years with damaging consequences.

While the first hour of this can feel very much like a colder, upper class retread of Brief Encounter something happens towards the end that surpasses the more well known movie. There are a domino rally of expert set pieces involving a returning boat, a cuckold candidly revealing his disappointment, a goodbye on a bench and tube line finale that really cook. The emotional turmoil is savage, Lean treats each closing separation like a mini-thriller, it really hits you with a wallop. Todd is a fascinating lead, Rains always excellent value. With a New Years party at a Chelsea Art Club and a trip to the mountains of Switzerland this is also an obvious influence on Paul Thomas Anderson’s Phantom Thread. Will rewatch soon.

9

Perfect Double Bill: Brief Encounter (1945)

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Deception (2021)

Arnaud Desplechin directs Denis Podalydès, Léa Seydoux and Emmanuelle Devos in this adaptation of Philip Roth’s erotic literary novella where he bangs a hot English hot wife and brags about it in a book.

Glad I never read the book. Seydoux has less nudity than you’d expect considering every other chapter is a prelude to sex. She does however look striking and utterly ‘not English’ in her late Eighties high street fashions. Pretentious.

4

Perfect Double Bill: Goodbye Colombus (1969)

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Dumplin’ (2018)

Anne Fletcher directs Danielle Macdonald, Jennifer Aniston and Odeya Rush in this teen comedy where a plus-size teen and her misfit friends decide to rebelliously take part in the Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant that her mother organises.

There’s a lot going on here; all of it colourful and sweet and relatively wholesome and positive. Executive producer Dolly Parton’s official sanctioned jukebox background soundtrack is the key selling point and it wouldn’t take too much tweaking to turn this into a West End hit. Danielle Macdonald makes light work of a lead role that could be overly worthy and heavy handed in the wrong hands. The kinda movie you’d want your teen daughter watching.

6

Perfect Double Bill: Little Miss Sunshine (2006)

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The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

Stephen Norrington directs Sean Connery, Naseeruddin Shah and Peta Wilson in the comic book adaptation where a group of Victorian literary figures team-up to defeat a great evil.

Library card steampunk, flat unmemorable spectacle. Norrington and Connery clashed on set, neither took on any further major movie projects. Were Big Tam’s since revealed health issues to blame? Was this one last begrudging shift to collect a retirement paycheck so he never had to turn up on a sound stage again? Whatever his motivations (and he’s easily the only reason to watch this), he gobbled up a lot of the budget, meaning the support cast are drowsily played by unknowns and also rans when this really needs additional star power to match the lead. Not the only reason this is such a dud but certainly the problem that should have been easily identified before it went to camera. The Invisible Man “FX” are laughable.

3

Perfect Double Bill: The Avengers (1998)

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The Class (2008)

Laurent Cantet directs François Bégaudeau, Agame Malembo-Emene and Angélica Sancio in this French drama where we observe the annual ups and downs of an inner-city high school class from the dedicated but jaded teacher’s point-of-view.

The grind of dealing with behavioral issues, entitlement and over-enthusiasm. Bégaudeau essentially plays himself, this is based on his novel based on his experiences. In France both works are called Entre Les Murs, Between The Walls, suggesting we are getting an insider’s view. And what happens is pretty believable, natural, has the frustration of reality. There are no great white saviour moments, no overtures to suggest some grand success story emerging from all the turmoil and boisterousness. The basics are barely communicated, even the projects that capture the teens’ imaginations are only mildly impactful in any tangible graded way. The movie and the year ends with one quiet child questioning aloud and downcast whether she has really learned anything at all. In the first act we witness a few teachers, both newer and seasoned, react negatively about their kids in the staff room. Bégaudeau’s response is poker faced. Is he wiser? More attuned to the class’ pressure, problems and needs? He certainly never writes them off, approaches each lesson with seemingly realistic expectations of what might be achieved if they can stay on topic. Yet in the third act, a moment of emotion leaks out of him, his volatile charges leap on the negativity… even though one child’s ultimate fate is a systemic failure, long in the offing… he cannot help but feel his moment of weakness has lost him the opportunity to turn the tide. The Class itself, almost unconsciously bounces back quicker from the quiet tragedy that threatens their cohesive chaos. A telling drama that benefits from casting real faces rather than professional actors in most roles.

8

Perfect Double Bill: The We And The I (2012)

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Apollo 10½: A Space Age Childhood (2022)

Richard Linklater directs Milo Coy, Jack Black and Glen Powell in this animated youth comedy where the 1969 moon landing is remembered by a fantasist Texan child.

Maybe every generation should have one of these – a nostalgic deep drill into every aspect of their childhood. The music, games, shows, food, social changes and big events. At times it can just feel like an awesome list of cool stuff remembered and recited… and I’m completely down with that. I’ve been adding tracks from the extensive soundtrack to my streaming library for a week now. Fantasy and obsession with the space program give way to a great day out at a theme park. So we are kind of in space, seeing an alternative day dreamed view to one of mankind’s biggest achievements, and also on the couch, half asleep, wondering if Time Tunnel will be on tomorrow. It just clicks, I laughed a lot at this. Linklater most successful rotoscoped project and in my head an unofficial prequel to Dazed & Confused. These Texan kids are exactly the right age to grow up into that tribe.

9

Perfect Double Bill: Waking Life (2001)

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Manhatta (1921)

Charles Sheeler and Paul Strand direct this silent visual hymn to New York splicing early footage of the city with a Walt Whitman poem.

Watched at Reina Sofia Museum in Madrid.

7

Perfect Double Bill: Man With a Movie Camera (1929)

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Jailbait (1954)

Ed Wood directs Clancy Malone, Steve Reeves and Dolores Fuller in this cheapie noir involving a plastic surgeon’s son who goes on a crime spree.

A film set in eternal night, with constant inappropriate flamenco music. The random plot is not the worst out there but Wood’s florid dialogue, when put in the mouths of a cast of actors of wildly variable quality, just drains you. Should there be so much sexual chemistry between a brother and a sister? Can you perform a facial reconstruction surgery on an unsterile sofa? Wow, that stock footage blackface sequence is really crowbarred in and gallingly competent compared to everything that surrounds it! And no “jailbait” doesn’t mean what you bought a ticket for in this creaky, crazy world…

3

Perfect Double Bill: Detour (1945)

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Red Beard (1965)

Akira Kurosawa directs Toshiro Mifune, Yuzo Kayama and Yoshio Tsuchiya in this Japanese period drama about taciturn town doctor and his new unwilling trainee.

Wayne and Ford. De Niro and Scorsese. Depp and Burton. DiCaprio & Scorsese again. Always fascinating to follow a star / director who have long standing, almost symbiotic, collaboration together and then try and pick apart that final project to try and figure out why ever they split the dream team up. In the case of Mifune and Kurosawa… the master just took too damn long. A two year shoot where Mifune could have made a half a dozen other projects. And at the peak of his international stardom cashed six juicy Toho or Hollywood paychecks. Still the results were worth it, a far more humanist drama than his samurai pictures but they still manage to crowbar in a kick ass fight sequence in the middle. In fact the rather death-centric movie turns a corner after Red Beard hands a group of pimps their hats and the narrative tightens to focus on a child rescued from prostitution, a very cute thief and our junior doctor finding his purpose after resisting his new posting. If you stick with it, Red Beard sheds its darkness and has a true, rare poetry.

8

Perfect Double Bill: Ikiru (1952)

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