Howard Hawks directs Cary Grant, Jean Arthur and Rita Hayworth in this action romance where a pretty tourist falls in with a bunch of daredevil mail delivering pilots who are risking their lives in South America.

Easy going adventure / romance / drama / situation comedy movie with musical number bunged in for the gals. Never boring but you do have to wonder why this is held in quite such high esteem… Jean Arthur is the lead and she disappears off screen for a solid twenty minutes, only to fall though a door when the screenwriters remember we should be following her too.

8

Perfect Double Bill: Wings (1927)

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Tobe Hooper directs JoBeth Williams, Craig T. Nelson and Beatrice Straight in this blockbuster horror, produced and written by Spielberg, where a suburban family finds their house taken over by other worldly spirits.

There should be whole semesters at film school about Poltergeist, auteur theory and which scene bears whose imprint most dominantly. The neighbourhood set-ups of duelling remote controls and moving kitchen stools is pure Spielberg… see also: the lightshow. The moments when the spirit plane is crossed and the family unit is put through the wringer, suffering wounds of Exorcist worthy existential dread… well, you gotta wonder what else Hooper… director of Texas Chainsaw and The Funhouse brought to the party, even as a hired gun. Poltergeist has a nasty core, far nastier than anything Spielberg has ever really dabbled in (and I know the man has made masterpieces about the Holocaust and slavery). It is just cosseted in the everyday ruffles of an Amblin movie. On the big screen this still pops… and we rarely lose sight of the two storey house so the spectacle is all in camera in more ways than one. The effects are of their time – and look as exactly how I want my trick photography to look. The much spoofed “They’re Here” moment still is pleasingly eerie. “This house is clean” though is now laughable, especially when you know we still have 30 minutes of bad road ahead. This was my Halloween / Birthday movie trip for 2022 … so anyone following this blog now knows what a backlog of movie posts I am currently ploughing through.

8

Perfect Double Bill: Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)

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Martin McDonagh directs Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson and Kerry Condon in this black comic drama where two friends on an Irish island fall out with deadly results.

Four fantastic performance, cute animals, fissures of violence, lyrical dialogue, fantastic location, nice pints and food for thought on how we carry ourselves in the world. I was the only one laughing in my screening for a fair bit but then everyone saw an old man’s knob and I was no longer alone. The closest we’ll get to a fable in this day and age.

8

Perfect Double Bill: In Bruges (2008)

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Chloe Okuno directs Maika Monroe, Karl Glusman and Burn Gorman in this psychological thriller where an alienated American woman in Romania begins to believe her neighbour is spying on her.

Nice Seventies Euro horror mood here – modern restyling of Polanski, Don’t Look Now etc. Monroe is, as always, a very classy Scream Queen. She goes through about five stunning looks a day. No wonder Burn Gorman is always staring at her. He is suitably creepy too. A promising debut. If you approach it as a slow burn paranoid mystery rather than a scare-fest then it really hits a spot.

7

Perfect Double Bill: It Follows (2015)

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Jan de Bont directs Lili Taylor, Liam Neeson and Catherine Zeta Jones in this big budget remake of the 1963 horror drama based on the Shirley Jackson novel.

So bad that Spielberg took his producing credit off it. So misconceived that Stephen King walked away from the project. The CGI is godawful. Digital is never scary. Lili Taylor is better than this but you can tell her inconsistent lead turn is the bastard child of reshoots and studio edits. The bombastic nature overwhelms the other actors. The production design of the house interiors are admittedly ornate but leave zero room for negative space. A forgotten blockbuster dud.

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Perfect Double Bill: The Haunting (1963)

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Steven Lisberger directs Jeff Bridges, Bruce Boxleitner and David Warner in this sci-fi adventure where a young game designer gets sucked into the computer mainframe and leads a rebellion against a tyrannical program.

Dull gobbledygook. Look, I like the one-of-a-kind look of it and love Wendy Carlos’ synth score but.. there just ain’t enough straight line thrills here to engage the kids. Which is ironic given the visual design. I only rewatched this as homework in advance of giving Tron: Legacy a belated watch. And now this has put me off doing that.

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Perfect Double Bill: Tron: Legacy (2010)

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Jean Rollin directs Jean-Marie Lemaire, Franca Maï and Brigitte Lahaie in this erotic French horror where a thief finds himself hiding out in an chateau with two untrustworthy nymphets.

A crumb more accessible than The Iron Rose. This houses a tangible mystery plot, villains (well, they’re all villains really) and some simplistic but convincing period details. The sex and death all feels quite wholesome, healthy. Has that iconic poster shot of a skimpy clad beauty coming at you with a scythe.

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Perfect Double Bill: Twins of Evil (1971)

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David Lean directs Ann Todd, Ivan Desny and Norman Woolan in the British true crime story of a forbidden romance in Victorian Glasgow that ends in a mysterious death and trial.

A bit more sexually frank and ambiguous than you might expect from a British period film of this era. There are some good moments of scene setting (a highland fling / middle class chemists) and some well handled untrustworthy intrigue. I actually enjoyed the open ended court case that consumed the final third.

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Perfect Double Bill: La Vérité (1960)

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John Korty directs Warwick Davies, Eric Walker and Aubree Miller in this sci-fi spin off kids adventure where some kids crash land on Endor and enlist Wicket into helping them find their parents.

The below score is very, very generous. Caravan Of Courage really is insipid, whiny, scenes dwindle on for three times their natural life. It was originally intended as a 30 minute special that somehow got stretched beyond all practicality to feature lenth. It takes a good 45 minutes before we even set off on our The Hobbit rip-off mission. Yet this pair of Ewok TV movies are the last Star Wars of the analogue era, so the production design (Joe Johnston) in a natural environment is at the very least incredible. I love a wallop of practical world building, so quickly switched off from the kiddie plotting and just enjoyed it as an almost ambient visual experience. Now, even watched with that magnanimous sense of spirit, I was shaken into almost kicking Caravan Of Courage to death by some shockingly cheap Ed Wood level unspecial FX. The spider attack is stanky and the oldest Ewok looks like taxidermy come back to life. All in all, this largely forgotten series of Ewok spin-offs are stinkers but a Star Wars stinker is never going to be completely unwatchable or unforgiveable.

4

Perfect Double Bill: Ewoks: The Battle for Endor (1985)

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John Irvin directs Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kathryn Harrold and Darren McGavin in this action thriller where an undercover agent / Sherriff / witness protection ‘hidee’ infiltrates the mob and destroys it from the inside.

The plot is incomprehensible at times and Arnie should never do romance. He’s also given an unforgivable dorky haircut. The action eventually starts to come with increasing regularity and has a robust Dirty Harry / Death Wish vibe… only bigger. Arnie takes on a quarry full of bad guys while listening to The Rolling Stone. Good enough for me. Couldn’t care less about the reason why he’s there. It isn’t enough to completely justify a rather humorless and tonally off project. The big man and a slick Robert Davi visit a Trans stripclub in an awkwardly dated WTF moment. Will give Arnie his due though… you can see him becoming a better actor over the course of the film. Doubt they shot it in sequence but this seems like an essential if forgotten step in his evolution from bodybuilder to A-List superstar.

5

Perfect Double Bill: Red Heat (1988)

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