
Jessica M. Thompson directs Nathalie Emmanuel, Thomas Doherty and Sean Pertwee in this bloodless horror romance flick where a long lost relative of some European aristocrats turns up at a country house clearly owned by a vampire.
Downtown Abbey meets Bram Stoker but set in the modern day. Feels very much like a Young Adult novel that has been sifted through a TV show development sieve. So… not very cinematic. Flat, ponderous and often quite boring.
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Perfect Double Bill: Only Lovers Left Alive (2013)
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