Eric Laneuville directs Jennifer Love Hewitt, Cybill Shepherd and Teddy Sears in this TV movie, based on a true story, where a go-getting Texan housewife with a massive rack and crippling debt starts wanking off massage clients for money, gets a cocaine habit and grasses up all the men in her community for the hope of a reduced sentence when busted.

Might have been a guilty pleasure as exploitation or gripping as a drama but this is neither and therefore an utter waste of time. Side note – I would visit brothels if they baked me bespoke homemade cookies.

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Perfect Double Bill: Heartbreakers (2001)

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