Teeth (2007)

Mitchell Lichtenstein directs Jess Weixler, John Hensley and Josh Pais in this horror comedy where a True Love Waits teen finds her virgin vagina has a nasty bite.

All men are rapists and useless. So you’d think their deaths and castrations to a snapping pussy might be a bit more satisfying or silly. The severed penis FX are effective. But the jokes aren’t. The tone wobbles between scare-free gore and laugh-free humour. Which is a shame as it looks better than most low budget flicks and Jess Weixler puts in a committed and light comedy turn… subtler than anything the script rewards her with.

5

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