Albert Pyun directs Jean-Claude van Damme, Vincent Klyn and Deborah Richter in this low budget sci-fi where a man takes on a band of post-apocalyptic thugs who have kidnapped a cyborg with vital information in her head.

I never thought I’d type these words – too nasty, too bleak, too violent. Just grim. Cheaply filmed across scrubland and abandoned buildings, the script and props were repurposed from the Masters Of the Universe sequel Cannon couldn’t afford to make. It is 50% incoherent flashbacks, 50% running and kicking to no objective, and a whole lot of grunting. So much grunting.

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Perfect Double Bill: Timecop (1994)

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