All Cheerleaders Must Die (2013)

Lucky McKee and Chris Sivertson direct Caitlin Stasey, Sianoa Smit-McPhee and Brooke Butler in this horror where cheerleaders come back from the dead… looking for blood.

Very much like watching the first and last episode of a long running CW series. You let it painstakingly set-up its premise and cast, and you see it close down and kill off a whole roster worth of barely explored subplots. What it never does is thrill or relax. Not as sexy or as silly or as gory as it could be. Watch the far superior Jennifer’s Body instead.

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