Jaws 3-D (1983)

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Joe Alves directs Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong and Lea Thompson in this shark sequel where Cheif Brody’s grown up boys face down a great white at SeaWorld.

Bleakly rote and forgettable. Only the ropey 3D fx catch the eye, due to the visual joins being so glaringly obvious. Allegedly Quaid was coked up out of eyeballs making this. At least someone had fun. Avoids a 1 rating as it has Lea Thompson in a bikini for a few scenes. I’m only human.

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