Irvin Kershner directs Sean Connery, Kim Basinger and Klaus Maria Brandauer in this remake of Thunderball from the people who didn’t bring you James Bond.

Obviously Big Tam did this for the cold hard cash but imagine a moment where he watched everything wrong with the Roger Moore era films and said aloud “Why can’t I do all that shite, only cheaper and slower?” And then set to it with a production team with none of the flair or love for the franchise that EON clearly possesses. Just awful, with only the villians putting anything resembling more than minimum effort in.

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